Hey guys!

I know i’ve been kind of neglecting my online activities but i have a good reason.

I GOTTA JOB!

i did.

Its pretty awesome actually. I auditioned to read the news on this radio station and they ended up giving me a four hour shift. Granted its in the middle of the night (1 a.m. - 5 a.m.) but you gotta start somewhere i guess.

Anywho i totally cheated by making a 43 second vid for youtube but i just wanted you guys to know im aliiiive.

POW! VID.

Jamez

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I honestly don’t know what the hell got into me. These mushrooms are just glorified piles of sugar. French Vanilla Icing? White chocolate buttons?! Enjoy your diabetes boys!!

Ingredients

• 1 packet Muffin Mix (i chose blueberry)
• 1 packet White Chocolate Buttons
• Green Food Colouring
• 1/2 cup Water
• Margarine/Butter/Pam
• 3 tbsps white icing

Method (for 6 mushrooms)

MUFFINS

Preheat the oven to 375 F

Grease muffin pan w/ margarine/butter/Cooking Oil Spray

Whisk muffin mix w/ half cup of water until all the lumps have dissolved.

Pour equal amounts of muffin mixture into each pan segment (It should come up to about half way)

Place muffin pan in over for 18-20 mins or until fluffy and light brown.

remove from over and cool for 20 mins or until room temperature

ICING

Mix icing with capful of green food colouring

Mix until desired shade of green is reached

Refrigerate for 10 mins

Coat top of each muffin with icing using a large spoon

Place 5/6 chocolate buttons on icing.

Serve Y’all!

TASTY 1UP MUSHROOMS VIDEO

<3
Jamie

One of the most amazing people on the internet Payman Benz from awkwardpictures on youtube just made my Sunday afternoon SO MUCH MORE WORTHWHILE.

Have you ever wondered what would happen when the two most synthesized voices in music today have a telephone conversation?! Well some genius on the internet just gave us the answer.

AKON CALLS T-PAIN (BUTTERNUT REDUCTION)

I honestly believe this is why the internet was invented.

Jamie

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Eliot Spitzer likes to pay for pussy!

That’s sad considering his wife is so hot.

Douchefuck & Company!

But i guess if she’s not waxing him up and jacking him off at home, he’s gonna get it from a bitch in the streets.

The reason why Digg is so amazing is because the act of browsing for interesting sites, images, videos, articles COMES TO YOU. I probably wouldn’t have found this without digg, which means i probably would never have been able to share this with you.

I got to number 6 and i HAD TO POST THIS. Its that good. So prepare for an earth-shattering, mind-blowing blogasm. ALTHOUGH i don’t necessarily agree with everything he’s saying, he’s got a way with words and i can sure as hell appreciate that.

Here’s 10 THINGS EVERY ADULT REALLY OUGHT TO KNOW, BUT  A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE APPARENTLY JUST TOO FUCKING STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT:

1. Having sex can cause pregnancy. This one seems too obvious to mention, but judging from the number of accidental children in the world, I thought it bore repeating. Nothing is 100% effective against pregnancy except abstinence, or the removal of your ovaries or testicles. (Incidentally, abortion is still legal in the US and most of Europe, just in case.)

2. If you cover your face with piercing jewelry, you may not be able to find a job. This also goes for doing weird things to your hair, and getting tattoos in conspicuous places. And for fuck’s sake, don’t give me any bullshit about “freedom of expression”, you little dumbass. You go right ahead and express yourself all you want, but body modification is not a constitutionally protected belief system. They can’t not hire you for being a Jew, but they certainly can not hire you for looking like a fucking freak. (caveat: I have both piercings and tattoos … nothing against tattoos, piercings or fucking freaks. Just don’t whine about it when you’re treated like one.)

3. It’s 2008. Racism is seriously outdated. That means, yes Virginia, it is TOTALLY FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE to refer to that black guy on TV as a “junglebunny.” Also, don’t use the word “they” as though black folks are some separate species who all think and act the same way. They’re “They” are humans, not dogs. And do I really need to remind you that “nigger” is a bad word?! Here’s a nice rule of thumb for you, dearie: If you wouldn’t say it to a black person’s face, you probably shouldn’t be saying it at all. (For those of you who really don’t get it, this also applies to spics, pakis, chinks, gooks, jews kikes, towelheads, and anyone else you care to slander.)

4. Spontaneous anal sex often involves small amounts of feces. Yes, yes it does. This point is mainly aimed at straight guys, who seem to have a frighteningly widespread lack of understanding on this issue. If you want your backdoor action all nice and sanitary, you need to plan ahead. Buy a little something called an anal douche, and find a way to gracefully suggest she use it before bed if you want a little booty nookie. If you just swap holes in the middle of the action, without such careful forethought, things often get messy … because guys, it’s a butt, and [big secret]there’s poop in there[/big secret]. And as long as we’re on the subject of anal …

5. Anal sex does not make you gay. Again, for the benefit of you straight boys. Even if you secretly want your girlfriend to bend you over with a strap on, it’s OK. You’re not gay. You know why? Because you want to be assfucked by a girl, not a boy. That’s what the whole “gay” thing is about: Liking boys instead of girls. Anal sex is irrelevant.

To read the last 5 click on the “read more” link below

read more | digg story

So the people at showheryouknowher.com have been following my vids since i posted the E-Valentine’s & “Worst Valentine’s Gifts Ever” vids last year and they wanted to make sure i didn’t end up with some rice krispies treats and a diamond encrusted d*ck in a box. So they allowed me to choose ANY teddy bear from their website which i did. AND they also allowed me to giveaway a teddy bear from their “Big Hugs Collection” to one of my viewers. Which I will!

“BIG HUGS COLLECTION”

These teddy bears come in 3 different colours, are 3 ft tall and retail at $199.99

All you have to do is show me you know me by taking the quiz @ showheryouknowher.com After you submit your answers, based on your decisions the website will generate links to multiple bears that i could have chosen. Choose one, and paste the link to the bear in a comment below. First one to link me the correct bear, wins. Good Luck!Jamie <33

P.S. Don’t try to paste the html code below the pics of each teddy bear. You actually have to CLICK on the bear and highlight the link in the address bar. Then post the link here in the comments!

GUESS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, BUT TRY TO KEEP EACH COMMENT WITH AT MOST, TWO LINKS. IF MORE THAN ONE PERSON GETS THE RIGHT ANSWER, THEN WE’LL  HAVE A RANDOM DRAW FOR THE WINNER!

So i posted a new video.

Why I Know Everything

So I know some of you are really curious as to what the world was like 85,000,000 years ago.

WELL….

There was a lot of hair…there were no razors back then so people were just horrifying mounds of hair. Eventually we realised we could use fire to cut our hair as well as cook our face.

You ever tasted barbecued face?!

Good times….

Anything else you want to know about prehistoric times just say the word!

Jamie

Ok,

Someone forwarded this to me in my e-mail today and I thought I’d share it with you guys.

Look at the image below:

Follow the movement of the pink rotating dot, and all of the dots will remain one colour - pink.

Now if you stare at the black ‘+’ in the centre, the moving dot turns to green. Also, concentrate on the black ‘+’ of the picture, and after a short period the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see the green dot rotating.

What’s amazing is that there really is no green dot, and the pink dots aren’t really disappearing!

Just thought I’d share that one with you guys

<3 Jamie

I posted a video

Educational Bullshit

Its Valentine’s Day in a few days and since its like my 12th favourite day of the year, i’m going to have a Valentine’s Giveaway with some pretty expensive shit. Any of you have plans for Valentine’s Day?

Jamie

I think this is my first ever YouTube marriage proposal (in video format). Its really sweet.

*Unhinges Her Jaw and Swallows Him Whole*

http://www.youtube.com/user/Bmarquismarkail

So uncanny that I recorded some footage about marriage last night. It’ll be posted later today.

Jamie

P.S. Its Super Tuesday so if you live in one of the states that are voting, please get out there.