ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME . ME. Have i mentioned i'm self-involved? Don't answer that. No really. I mean it. I'm talking. Shhh! So here's the deal. I'm Jamie. I make videos on youtube. I have lots of talents like sitting; and sitting infront of a green wall. and sitting infront of a green wall AND talking. How can I do that? Because I'm the epitome of a multi-tasker. I'm perfect like that
I threatened to take my best friend's baby and use it as a baseball bat..on her face. I've been told to not stare at people the way i do when i smile that weird smug smile i have because it makes people uncomfortable. I'm right-handed so whenever I flip you the bird you can be sure I'll be doing it with my right hand, the left will probably be stealing your wallet.
Hey everyone,
Well I had a slight problem with my WordPress installation, so I had to reinstall everything (maybe “slight” was a bit of an understatement”), so I’m now working on setting everything back up and all that stuff, so just enjoy this video for now while I get everything together:
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December 7th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I can has FIRST?
My favorite part was when she said “Run, the dog bites! I told you” that’s a pretty air tight defense, I think.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!
“He bite me on the vagina! …He bite the labrador on the penis! I don’t want him to bite the labrador on his penis! …He bite me on the vagina two times!”
LMAO! “He gets vasectomy? He can make love but not have babies?” ROTFLMAO! Where on earth did you find this???
I like pets to a point, but this lady is beyond loony…
December 8th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
……. JAMIE!!! How the hell do you come across these videos. lol. “He bite me on the vagina!” lol
December 8th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Why is this popular now? I saw this like three years ago. I think it was a reality show about Dog Shows
December 10th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Vagina biting? Sounds like fun. Any takers?
December 11th, 2007 at 12:34 am
Why are you attempting to get stupid down to a science when there are so many examples of practiced stupidity on this planet?
December 11th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Thank you, Jamie, for sharing this special video.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
HAHAHA XD lol… why’d she even tell them that
nice blog sweetie /the “numbdoll” (not using that name anymore.. dont like it)
December 11th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
“He’s teeth are very small; they don’t damage very much.”
Looooool.
Btw! Wordpress is the DEVIL! :-p
I’m Loyal to blogger :”)
December 14th, 2007 at 8:34 am
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I don’t know. Maybe after the first vagina bite don’t you think it would be time to say goodbye…
December 14th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
dahulkbrando
December 17th, 2007 at 11:58 am
I saw that video a really long time ago and it’s still as funny as the first day that I saw it. And the best part is when she tells the “policia” her dog’s name.
Happy.
When I hear that part the irony makes me smile and I feel warm all over. And then the dry heaving starts.
P.S. - Just found your YouTube videos recently. Have to say, I’m a huge fan of your sense of humor. Frighteningly dark and yet bubbly. Keep up the awesome work and have a happy holiday season.
December 17th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Biting on the vagina! LOL! I nearly passed out when I heard that.
December 18th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Lol! That dog is a freak…
December 21st, 2007 at 11:25 am
lmao, that is nutzzz!
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:23 am
Castrations and clitorectomies free of charge, by Dr. Habe, AKC, OFA, and MBDCA….
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:57 pm
ohmyfreakinglord,
that dog would be lonnnng gone!
lol
unless she..
liked it?
hmm you never know.
January 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
jami i never looked at the video , the talk about you know what ,I hope you get over the problem with your vagina ,
January 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
January 5th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Your comment is awaiting moderation ,yeah but yeah but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! what did i do,, i was just expressing my self some of my feelings
March 28th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
this bi#@*, is crazy. this is so hillarious. she must not fu%$ alot cause if her man seen that he would wonder what the hell is wrong with her. she needs to get rid of the dog, before she has no more cat.
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:12 am
no comment on vagina bites,but,
can you add me on yer myspace top 8 or whatever, it would be cool!
peace,
spiss