I girl 2 cups
Its true, the boobies are 14 years old this year, i’ve had them since i was 8. You know..before there was “2 girls 1 cup” there was one girl…with 2 cups. 32AA cups and a crappy disposition.
I dunno if all girls go through it but its like as soon as you start….blooming? Every male in the vicinity finds some way to inadvertently touch them. Like - not in a sexy way, but like when someone rips out a dolphin’s spleen kinda way. He walks by and accidentally sock you in the areola. It hurts.
Just so you know..you guys that watch my videos on youtube? you guys are my whole internet world.
Jamie
December 11th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
damn i love u…and your titties are fine i dont see what the big deal is they dont look small they look perfect..u dont need big ass titties
December 11th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Homeless person, male or female? Inner thighs, skirt/pants/shorts?
Face not of a 13 year old, more like 17. As for the other body part set, age is irrelevant.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:08 am
you’re cool
December 12th, 2007 at 8:30 am
LMAO…Another classic.
Basking in the glow of your mediocrity, hm? In that case, keep being mediocre, we’re loving it.
(and are you composing your own music with Garageband? I recognize the Macbook-i-ness of your posts, and the background beat as well…well done, if you are)
December 12th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
@TheLegendary C:
Yes, I did compose my own intro song for the last video in Garageband. Thanks so much! I’m glad you appreciate it!
December 12th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Yeah, guys do that cuz most girls won’t let them if they ask nicely.
Especially if they are homeless or lesbian.
December 12th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
You got ur own theme song now? Oh lawd. Ur like in the big leagues now. lol. anyway great vid again. best regards from ur loyal fan.
Also, are u going to upload your old vids to this blog?
December 12th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
I love your stuff jaie I’m glad you’re back you were gone for a while. And your chest is great by the way perfect in my opion. Bye,gOD bless.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Took me an entire 3 minutes to find out where that music was coming from. then another 3 minutes to find out how to send you a comment. Then another 3 minutes to think what to say. Then about 1.5 minutes to finish typing this messege. Then I had to answer my apartment door. So I guess it took about 5 minutes for me to send this messege saying….. “SUP JAMIE?” yep thats it,. all that for that,.
check out the website for poetry entries from me.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Hi, Jamie! I’ve long enjoyed your YT vids. Your humor is so refreshingly spontaneous. Your smile melts my heart. You are totally at ease with making fun of yourself. You make me wish I was decades younger. I would, if I could, fly to Barbados tomorrow, buy you flowers and beg to hold your hand. (All right, it’s a wild, unrealizable fantasy. I’m old enough to be your dad!)
Btw, here’s a link to a pic of me taken twelve or so years back…b4 I started getting grey!
http://members.interfold.com/wordsmith/clay2.html
Wordsmith
December 14th, 2007 at 6:19 am
I was wondering where that trophy went. Can I have it back?
December 14th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
you’re forgiven for ruining the Internet
December 15th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Jamie, love ur vids, your hot, funny and actually intelligent. I’ll be checking your blog for updates, much luv!
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:00 am
Jamie, you’ve got to be kidding, right!? Are you
fishing for compliments? We’re looking at Jamie, the total package, and the total package-mind, body, personality-is stunning. (Jesus, now I’ve said it, she’ll never get over herself…)
January 5th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
just so you know..you guys that watch my videos on youtube? you guys are my whole internet world.
wow jamie thats means arrrr ,mmmmmmm, a lot ,to me
ps could you send me a sock ?
January 6th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Umm. Wat happened to most of ur videos on utube? How come you delete them. There hilarious! I didn’t get a chance to see 1 girl 2 cups either. Plus ur bad girls vlog3 is set to private and I have u as a friend and still cant watch it. Its too bad I guess. Keep up the good work.
January 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
You’re 14?!
January 14th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
im your whole internet world?
do you kick sand into the wind and run away from it all day?