Lets Rape 2008!!
The year 2007 was depressingly normal. Except for uploading vids on YouTube - and I’m guessing its because I can look back on these vids and SEE what I’ve done- it’s a year I can’t definitively remember and it’s not even over yet. But it’s too late to do anything about 2007 now! Right?! Are you bored yet?!
I will kitteh. I will.
I don’t know if anyone else feels like this but if you do. Lets change shit. There’s no way that our lives should mirror that of a comatose patient. I mean it guys! I want you to bend 2008 over and make her your bitch. Don’t ask her permission, just take away her peace of mind and dominate her. Give her Hepatitis C and make her a lesbian.
Make sweet word love to me and comment below.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
OH, believe me, Jamie, I have every intention of having my way with 2008 and then discarding her on the side of the road like much bad sushi, for the aforementioned kitteh to taste, lick, chew, and regurgitate for the carrion birds. In other words, Happy New Year to you too, and may 2K8 be more fun and more kinky than this year…
December 13th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
hey Jamie I feel you, Can I go first? Actually I’ve been in 2008 for about 2 month now and it’s been great!!! Do you wanna do a link exchange?
December 13th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
i agree jamie…but ur life seems so much fun…after all…u gotta be havin lots of real world experiences in order to make those vids right? Somethin has GOT to be inspiring u…somethin
December 13th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
That’s the spirit, Jamie!
Imma dropkick 2008 through the goal posts of life and go medieval on her ass. For me, 2007 was worse than comatose.. brain dead, no highs or lows, no secks and Tony and Jonahton were to be separated.
I can look back at many YouTube videos made but I don’t remember anything, ‘xcept for da song for youz and Meagan.
So yeah, 2008, owww, mothafucka, that must be one big orgy. Can’t sink any lower than now.
We’re young. We’re wild. Let’s get young and wild!
December 13th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Interesting. 2007 was a good buddy. We freaked all night and day and had plenty of laughs. I just hope my ‘08 doesn’t get any worse.
December 13th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Awesome, Awesome! I knew i bought that raping stick and de-moisturizing lube for a reason!
December 13th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Amen. Although I did get a nice promotion, that was nice. That said, 2007 passed by as pretty much uneventful. From the comments, looks like 2008 better get ready to bend over and get fucked hard and without mercy.
December 13th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Jamie, please help me . . . how the fvck do I turn off that song so I can hear the audio of your videos clearly?
December 13th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
An Andrew:
Scroll your mouse over to the bottom half of the stickam music player on the right, A stop button will automatically pop up.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
I think the best way to ‘rape’ 2008 is to stop supporting the lazy, worthless, and useless individuals on the planet. The less of them there are the more there will be for all of us who are not useless. Just let nature take her course, survival of the fittest. Just a thought.
December 13th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
oh shizz anyway i just found your youtube shit and i feel like I am late, your videos are pretty fuckin sweet. not sweet like tootsie roll sweet, but sweet like harley davidson sweet.
anyways, i try to always live my years to the fullest. A year you can’t remember? Sheiiit sounds like a good year to me.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:44 am
I am greatly pleased wife, that you finally had time to blog, I was beggining to think the aliens had gotten to you…Jamie jrs gotten so big, He can pan handle for his own breakfest ..you’d be soo proud …*hugs*
December 14th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Jamie I firmly agree with you and i look forward to taking 2008 roughly from behind !!!!!
Actually Jamie What do yo do when your not making videos and entertaining us who are lucky enough to have found you?
You must have aspirations to be on TV , you would rock !!! Id watch even if it was a gardening program as long as it was presented by you
December 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
I’m with you, Jamie. 2007 was a boring bitch. I am all about fucking the shit out of 2008 (if I can be poetic for a minute). This all about making change for yourself. If it takes a little smack upside the head to make 2008 do what you want, then keep your pimp hand strong.
I’m moving to L.A., taking 2008 right up the ass. What are you doing to her, Miss Jamie?
D
December 14th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
I would say that crossing into a New Year is like sailing towards new horizons, there is that same sense of expectation, of gaping void, of adventure and sometimes of dread. It’s a blank page waiting to be covered in rich ink or shredded to pitiful pieces. We may delude ourselves in thinking we can abuse 2008, but time will have the last word and eventually spit on our graves. Let’s make the best of it and turning back in 12 months cast an appreciative look on a year like no other - goodbye 2007, I love you 2008!
December 17th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I’m living by “What is different is curious”. :o)
Hopefully I’m going to try a a lot of new crap this year, and enjoy every moment of it! Hehe.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
My word for the new year is…creativity. I must begin a new movie script, sell the one I’ve already written, and write a novel.
Jamie, be my muse!
W
December 18th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
that sounds amazing. 07 was definitely like taking a long, slow, crap when you’re in a hurry to go somewhere. i watched the video and decided my theme this upcoming year is ME. I LOVE ME! im gonna be me in 08.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
A good beginning for 2008? Another Packers’ Super Bowl win!
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:42 am
Rape? My GOD, Jamie, how can you utilize such a violent mode of misogynistic expression? Don’t you realize that you’re continuing to propagate the chauvinistic mindset that condones the expropriation of the female generative tract for the purpose of extending the male hegemonistic influence over all living beings capable of being dominated sexually? SURELY you mean, ‘copulate orgiastically with’? Or ‘ravish without end’? Or ‘make one’s own orificially’? Or ‘unilaterally consumate the gratification of one’s lust with’? PLEASE, TELL ME THAT YOU WROTE THIS IN A HALF-DRUNKEN STUPOR….
December 26th, 2007 at 12:52 am
i’v been thinking if you had a twin sister and we add the age of you and her toghther ,i’d no longer fell like a dirty old man :),,, , ya know ya work ya but off to get thing the away ya wont ‘em and fuck me i’m to fucking old to enjoy it ,o well shit happenes
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 am
greatess is a matter of opinion. comparing one year to the other inadvertedly makes you make a choice similar to choosing between either blue or yellow. it just doesnt compare, neither does it make sense, it cannot. surely(!)(.) i agree some years may look more peachy and perfect than others, but in the greater scheme of things, everything is just right and exact. events that may seem good, bad or ohkay at this time, merely shape whatever is to come; good or bad. this doesnt make any sense at all, so ill try to create a picture for you. in your head, duhh.
2007, for me, heralded the one year anniversary of my girlfriend and i (aww), obviously; we broke up because i went to uni (aww). that was and is, truly shitty, in all respect. but, without this very tragic thing from happening: i wouldn’t have met my shiny new french-friends, and getting a new TV from my parents out of sheer pitty. boring though my life may seem now; one day i will look back on it all and smile at every detail i still remember.
to rape, fuck, and (very) probably, infect 2008 with 2007 spirit, is to do it no honour. personally though; i would choose blue.
i have my own v/blog people, and it is right now…or on http://www.happytreefriends.com/stgf_bram
also, in a double whammy decision, i have decided to have no theme for my life, ladies and gentleman,arent i sooo cool right now?
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Yeah, rock on! I find your invitation to take ‘08 by her balls absolutely f. hot (misogynistic or not), but, while I’m trying to mentally masturbate on this, the image of the kitten comes popping to the forefront. Now that’s somewhat bent-over and I sincerely advise anyone willing to listen not to follow me down that road.
Anyway, you sure have stumbled onto something here, though shd it become anything more than the epitome of ‘I fingerbanged my cat’ only time will tell. Meanwhile, I wish you many knee-rattling orgasms to remember ‘69… errm… ‘08 by and generally kudos to you for doing what you’re doing!
January 6th, 2008 at 9:55 am
well i think my 08 word would have to powerful. What i mean by that is dont back down! Someone being abusive or hurtful you just walk away because I know no one would read this in the almost last comments but were POWERFUL no matter what.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
i should have red what you said , ok ” where do i put this oops sorry
,, pen’a'tration 
sweet ,,oooooo o my god ,fuck that feel so good, o fuck ,,no no think of opra , o god i’m lossing it look at “thc” in the face o my god , fuck that feel good, 3 days later ,, 
, o,oO0000000,O<ohyfcljltf, i love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
hi toknens mum
January 9th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Love you ya Jame great idea let’s get it … but hate the terminology…’do you’ girl, just consider how the terms you use lead to trivialization of the the ideas behind them i.e. “rape” very serious topic and the word should not be lent to your plans for the year.
Keep posting I love your stuff n looking fwrd to ‘08
January 11th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Jamie, you’re all that! Thanks for putting some fun in the world. I love the cat picture too! I’m gonna walk up behind 2008 and slap her right ass cheek, but leave my hand there and squeeze it while I’m saying “come here!” The rest will be about just how you said it. I <3 your work…you should be gettin paid!
May 7th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
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