How to Make a Video For Youtube
Sometimes I get emails from people saying “Jamie I wanna put my throbbing sausage up your - ” WAIT. WRONG FOLDER. Sometimes they ask for advice. Advice on how to make videos.
There really isn’t a tried & tested formula. And if there is, I just don’t know about it. I mean making a video is one thing but people actually liking it is entirely different. For instance - did people REALLY like this video?
WHY I’M LUCKY I HAVE BREASTS:
I’m mortified. I can’t even re-watch my videos because I HONESTLY believe they’re questionable in content as well as delivery.
But if I had to give advice i would say:
- Be passionate about whatever you’re talking about
- Keep it short - people on Youtube have a short attention span & the longer the video, the easier it is to fuckup or offend someone (which btw isn’t always a bad thing.)
- Wear a clean shirt. Youtube has some of the most critical audiences i’ve ever seen. THEY WILL NITPICK AT EVERYTHING. Which isn’t bad, it just encourages you to be on top of your game.
If any of you are reading this blog and have a youtube channel with videos or are thinking of uploading your first video, leave a link and i’ll be sure to check it out
<3
Jaymay
January 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
hi jamie,
i would love for you to do a response video for my video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_fC4WTfB5Y
January 10th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
…also check out my new video of new puppy Coltrane:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSWrtjMpC4U
January 10th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
haha hi jaymay, i’d really appreciate it if you would check out my videos, they are located @ tokencaucasionchic on youtube. i’m pretty popular if you must ask. that video was hot. that couch was hot. your glasses were hot. ok, i’m done. <3u.
January 10th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
hi i ‘m like a bit shy so i say it in a song,, why di you do it ” maryann faithfull ,, see ya love to too see ya no you tube hugs an kisses ,
ps you have the ass of a nine your old boy
January 10th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
nice cute video, i like your hair and your butt
keep your blog rollin and keep those videos shootin, we all love em.
January 10th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
You make me smile.
January 11th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Talking about nitpicking… are your bullets randomly sprayed over your text or do I need a higher education course in appreciation of artistic text layouts?
January 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I figured that was done on purpose.
January 11th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Being offended is an honor
January 11th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Hey Jamie, I’m a bit of a vlogger myself, but my stuff is a lot less entertaining than yours. Take care.
January 11th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
You have fabulous boobs! But the shot of your butt at the end of the video…. mmmmmmmmmmm I wanna slap it.
January 12th, 2008 at 12:01 am
LONDONBRIDGE IS BURNING DOWN BURNING DOWN.
WWWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!@
January 12th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Hey Jamie, it’s Julian :p You’ve already seen my channel before but I’ve taken some stuff down and posted more content. If you want to check it out feel free. http://www.youtube.com/julianvelasquez Don’t be a stranger
January 14th, 2008 at 3:11 am
You are kickass. Your tag video was one of the best.
here’s my channel
http://youtube.com/profile?user=KateReadsBooks
It’s not as cool as yours.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
An ugly girl couldn’t get away with such a video. You could sell sand at the beach.
January 15th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Saw an vid of you which was in the spotlight and checked it. By now seen all there is to been seen on your site and highly appreciate what you are doing here. Much love from Holland!
January 15th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
ahhh. your videos are the best. you said you’d check out my channel!! please do.. maybe leave a comment and tell me what you think.. even if your lying. i’ll love it for ever. and you.
http://www.youtube.com/xmykey305x
January 16th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
This is awesome I want to make youtube videos
January 21st, 2008 at 8:55 am
Love your videos! Makes my day seem much more…. fulfilling and ambitious!
Truth be told, if I could hump your leg on an hourly basis, I would quit grad school and accept my new position amongst your 14 y/o cleavage.
Take care now, ya hear!
January 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Hey, Bateman.
This is not an exit.
W
January 21st, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Hi Jamie,
I’ve been watching your videos on youtube and had never been to your website so I decided to check it out. I just read your last blog and thought it would be interesting to hear your feedback on my videos that I make for youtube. I’m not looking to become famous, I’m just into editing as a hobbie. Thanks, have a good day.
-Emily
http://www.youtube.com/lostinvale
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
youtube.com/tbaby4nirvana
Jaymay!!!!
also, i wanted to know, how to you sign up to get a personal site like this?
January 25th, 2008 at 2:18 am
Jamie, Token, or whatever your name is…
I don’t know if you are really 14, or what size boobies you have but I am 27 with no boobies and I think you are hilarious. Very funny stuff. Creative and original.
Word.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/user/big81drew
no reaalll vidz yet lol
February 5th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Dearest Jaymay,
…No. Too formal.
Yo slutface,
…Naw. Too demeaning.
Hey Pawnshop,
…Yes. That will do nicely. Perplexing, yet oddly charismatic.
I’m not usually one to ask people to watch my videos, but since you offered, I’ll use that as an excuse to be lame. A comment would be cool. An insult to my person would be amazing. Feel free to unleash your worst. I’m tough. I’ll have you know I haven’t cried since Bambi was re-released… Although admittedly, it was during the raindrop song.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=da9g2gbRdYs
OneLove
February 6th, 2008 at 2:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gceK8N7bHKw
My First vid, hopefully not my last, just gotta find time to talk inbetween work, my daughter and sleep.
Hit me up and let me know what you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gceK8N7bHKw
February 8th, 2008 at 1:51 am
I loved your early videos. They where really funny and they really showed your imagination off. Theres no way I could come up with those little silent films that you made.
February 17th, 2008 at 12:36 am
if i did’nt befor sorry about that crack about your ass
February 20th, 2008 at 11:33 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxLCDORaorM
Jamie here is my second real attempt.
Let me know what you think, when you get time.
And anybody else that wants to check it out.
Feel Free.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lLJBfjo1g0
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Don’t be mortified. I liked it, actually. Sometimes a viewer’s perspective is a lot different than the creator’s.
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:05 am
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May 1st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I dunno. I just now realized it says I’m a hotmail, and really, I’m way to shy for that stuff.
I did want to ask, though, if I wore a lowercut shirt, I’ll get more hits?
But, I’m a guy.
So….no, huh?
Oh well.
As for your comedy (dang, I HOPE you’re doing comedy, else you’re going to be plenty mad at me) I think it’s cool city! Love it. Course, the muffins would be good, too, but, like I said in the comments, the stove’s cooked. (HA!) Skillet top still works though, and there’s a family recipe (secret) on my youtube site.
Well, you just got a version of the most forward I get, so, it’s time for me to slip back into the shadows, now.
Love your stuff, can’t wait to see more.
Berry