ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME . ME. Have i mentioned i'm self-involved? Don't answer that. No really. I mean it. I'm talking. Shhh! So here's the deal. I'm Jamie. I make videos on youtube. I have lots of talents like sitting; and sitting infront of a green wall. and sitting infront of a green wall AND talking. How can I do that? Because I'm the epitome of a multi-tasker. I'm perfect like that
I threatened to take my best friend's baby and use it as a baseball bat..on her face. I've been told to not stare at people the way i do when i smile that weird smug smile i have because it makes people uncomfortable. I'm right-handed so whenever I flip you the bird you can be sure I'll be doing it with my right hand, the left will probably be stealing your wallet.
I posted a new vid:
SPERM DUMPSTER CHICK HAS ISSUES.
There were some commenting issues last night but everything is fixed now. I want you to check the entry below this one because i want you guys to take a little poll for me! This lady did this awesome albeit limited social dating experiment and its a good read. (if you like reading!)
Jamie
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February 2nd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I don’t know or care who Sperm Dumpster Chick is, but she’s in dire need of what I would dub GETTING A LIFE.
What, pray tell, does “black enough” mean? “Black enough” relative to what? Relative to some abstract ideal of blackness? And who’s to decide what that ideal is or should be? Jamie, we don’t live in an ideal world; we live in a real one. You are an intelligent young woman, and it is, if I may be so bold to say, beneath your intellect to worry so much about this. Ignore those bigots regardless of their color. Hey, it’s just my opinion! *shrug* Thanks.
Your friend,
Wordsmith
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
ps your a talented woman who is deserving of the utmost respect,
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Overall the vid was funny as hell. Thanks Jamie. “not black enough” lol
February 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I agree, you are talented. Now upload the sex tape!
February 6th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
This is really a message to TBC……you have to find a cleaver way of explaining the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Make it funny and cute but please do it. I want to scream everytime I see the wrong use on your board.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
This is a shame. First, let me start by saying I love your videos. But the thing that gets to me is when people start talking about how “black” someone has to be. What is being black?? Is it robbing store, stealing cars, having big booties and boobs with long weave and nails, having babies after babies with a drug dealing baby daddy?? Black people can’t been in good shape with a good job, an education and getting somewhere in life?? I am black myself and I don’t give a rat’s ass if people say I am not black enough.
Girl, you look good and you videos are good too. Please don’t scoop down to their level to try and prove anything to them. I would ride my high horse to the mall and go shopping in some pumps!!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I get the same thing and I’m lighter than you.
Some people need to stop pushing their own self-loathing on others.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
yeah , not in that order though ,
March 28th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Man - I just love the rage.
G
March 28th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Seriously, there is something hot about barely concealed rage. Talk about a passionate soul!
Take no shit - Jamie. You are the greatest!
G
March 28th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Jamie, you are quite a talented young woman. I applaud your use of sarcasm to convey your point, and am ashamed at those of our race who view themselves through, and base their identities upon, the standard of behavior which mass media sets for modern African-American individuals. I wish you well in life, and I perceive that you will indeed enjoy success.
Most Sincerely,
Xancalidon
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:05 am
jamie,sperm dumping is gonna be in tha next olympics,are you gonna compete?
do you like rabbits, if so check out
spiss “my slang”
peace out!!!
April 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
You must smell horrible =]
April 18th, 2008 at 11:57 am
People mistake me for something oversees. they walk -up and ask a question, when I respond’ they go “oh shit he’s black”. SO if I didn’t, say anything they would really be confused. But does love have a color. If it did I wouldn’t
accidently role over in the wet-spot when it’s all over.BE down with what you are, then you can be a star.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
THat sperm chick proable got that STD special.Buy one get the rest for free..Noise clamps,paper bag,big bottle of whiskey and 10 rubbers extra. You to can play stank and thank.. Your life’s lotto.. Who got there safe sex card…
May 10th, 2008 at 3:31 am
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article umpster Chick Has Issues?! | Jamie Knows…, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.