ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME . ME. Have i mentioned i'm self-involved? Don't answer that. No really. I mean it. I'm talking. Shhh! So here's the deal. I'm Jamie. I make videos on youtube. I have lots of talents like sitting; and sitting infront of a green wall. and sitting infront of a green wall AND talking. How can I do that? Because I'm the epitome of a multi-tasker. I'm perfect like that
I threatened to take my best friend's baby and use it as a baseball bat..on her face. I've been told to not stare at people the way i do when i smile that weird smug smile i have because it makes people uncomfortable. I'm right-handed so whenever I flip you the bird you can be sure I'll be doing it with my right hand, the left will probably be stealing your wallet.
I posted a video
Educational Bullshit
Its Valentine’s Day in a few days and since its like my 12th favourite day of the year, i’m going to have a Valentine’s Giveaway with some pretty expensive shit. Any of you have plans for Valentine’s Day?
Jamie
February 5th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Yes… I’m gonna send to you an e-card!!!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Can’t believe I’m first…
*blush*
Nope. No plans. I’ll book a ticket to Barbados right now.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
wow that’s a lot nice than the hacking ,stabbing ,brain ball throwing ,garland of heads about the horse neck , angel grinding , calf cutting thing i herd about ,i am white but , fascinating all the same , so sweet and restrictively beautiful,sounds Chinese , tell me /us more , gosh Jamie your stunning when you intellectual,,,,:D
February 5th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I always thought they beat them over the head causing tramua and memory lost. I guess this is more humane but oh how the tables have turned…
February 5th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
What’s the expensive shit? I didn’t know you got engaged (joking, joking)!
February 6th, 2008 at 12:16 am
On a similar note: the word “honeymoon” derives from the term “honey month” in which, and this is much more recent a custom than prehistoric times, considering its etymology, where a kidnapped bride, or even one legally obtained would be kept in the same house with a man for a the a month to ensure that any children she bore would definitely be his.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:27 am
jorgesterra: wooo i love ecards!
LeMarquisDivin: noooor, you’re not first! but hey, silver goes with everything
Steven: wow steven thank you haha, i’ll be sure to post more interesting finds for you guys.
Davian: haha its called “progress”
TBJT: haha noo, what im giving away is way bigger and softer.
Matt L: haha that’s amazing, i think some chicks still need to have that done!
Thanks for visiting guys
<33
February 6th, 2008 at 10:19 am
i’m @ school but well, i thought that..we..had..um..plans..something bad just happened so i think i need to find a quarter, seriously.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I find your vids so entertaining, Jamie, that I’d like to snail mail you my *Natural Born Storyteller* CD, but I’d have to know your address. I could send it to you via your employer or school, if you wish, but it’s your call. I’ll try not to be sad if you refuse!
W
PS My email addy is yarnspin@yahoo.com
February 7th, 2008 at 1:28 am
I think Jamie’s in love… ^_^
which means she won’t marry me
February 7th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Have a happy VD, Jamie!
With qualities, such as
- Rescuing a stray dog,
- Having an INCREDIBLE sense of humor
- Owning a built-in b.s. meter that never seems to fail you
and
- Being both beautiful AND highly intelligent…
Well, dear god, I am sooo in love with you. You make this lonely Ronin smile with every vid!
____________________
Everything is everything
What is meant to be, will be
After winter, must come spring
Change, it comes eventually
I wrote these words for everyone
Who struggles in their youth
Who won’t accept deception
Instead of what is truth
It seems we lose the game,
Before we even start to play
Who made these rules? We’re so confused
Easily led astray
Let me tell ya that
Everything is everything
Everything is everything
After winter, must come spring
Everything is everything
- Lauryn Hill “Everything is Everything” (from one of the best albums ever recorded… “The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill”)
February 7th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Wow that was really smart, charming, and funny too. Great find. I love you Jamie
February 7th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I surfing and found this clip and was like damn, who’s this? I wanna lay her down and massage her(hands included). she must be Holly Robinson lil sister(look her up. It Holly Robinson-Pete).That was good bcuz of tha suprise ending, Noooooooooooo, but yeah, the clip was alittle lame until u put the bling on tha net and got quite, then fade to black. I’m gonna start checkin out your clips.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:34 am
I find that story disturbing and terrifying. How great it is to know that we have developed significantly since then. I would never think of bounding a woman and forcing myself on her, the most I ever do is punch women in the face.
February 16th, 2008 at 2:39 am
Just seeing the comments to your vids makes me want to put myself out there. Maybe i could come up with some adoring fans the way you have. Cute or not there is someone for everyone. I mean if you expose yourself to enough people surely some of them will find you attractive. However you don’t have that problem, being truly attractive. As you are. Of course you have to have something to say and while words flow from my fingertips the same can’t be said for my mouth. You are truly too much…
March 1st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
wateva u aint know 80 million yrs……u fuckin pycho
March 12th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Hey Jamie,
Yeah, the concept in “educational bullsh*t ” is interesting, poor cave women.
I find all of your videos quite amusing, thanks for sharing them online! I just discovered them on youtube tonight and have watched like 27 of them consecutively because I’ve had nothing else to do, Thanks for the entertainment.
Peace out.