ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME. ME . ME. Have i mentioned i'm self-involved? Don't answer that. No really. I mean it. I'm talking. Shhh! So here's the deal. I'm Jamie. I make videos on youtube. I have lots of talents like sitting; and sitting infront of a green wall. and sitting infront of a green wall AND talking. How can I do that? Because I'm the epitome of a multi-tasker. I'm perfect like that
I threatened to take my best friend's baby and use it as a baseball bat..on her face. I've been told to not stare at people the way i do when i smile that weird smug smile i have because it makes people uncomfortable. I'm right-handed so whenever I flip you the bird you can be sure I'll be doing it with my right hand, the left will probably be stealing your wallet.
So i posted a new video.
Why I Know Everything
So I know some of you are really curious as to what the world was like 85,000,000 years ago.
WELL….
There was a lot of hair…there were no razors back then so people were just horrifying mounds of hair. Eventually we realised we could use fire to cut our hair as well as cook our face.
You ever tasted barbecued face?!
Good times….
Anything else you want to know about prehistoric times just say the word!
Jamie
February 7th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I think I’d like to know what was the real reason why the T-Rex arms were so short ANNDD where were you when the meteorite hit the earth and killed the dinosaurs?!
February 7th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Yeah, how’d Strom Thurmond get his start in politics? That was about that time, right?
February 8th, 2008 at 1:32 am
I’m still pretty sure Jamie’s in love… ^_^
but she’s not engaged, so there might be a chance for me
February 8th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Did you see Xenu dumping aliens into volcanoes? Did you have to fight any off so they wouldn’t enter your body?
February 8th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Ahah, good one
February 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am
This chick is both the sweetest and sexiest I have ever seen…
I didn’t even know that it was possible for a chick to be both the sweetest and the sexiest I had ever seen…
I think I love her, guys.
February 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Damn, if I only had a webcam. I’d put up my own proposal video. Now that I quit driving a cab and have a decent clerical job I’ll be able to do just that.
Your own eyes would shimmer in a frenzy of anticipation, your throat tight, your heart swelling with feelings you thought long since dead, all loneliness and restraint welding together in one upsurge of devouring yearning…
…and my few words of espousal would wrap your body in a silken cocoon of euphoria. You would dash for me, gather my face in your quivering hands. You would kiss me–a tantalizing kiss that sings through your veins and sends spirals of ecstasy through you, a kiss to seal my vow of betrothal, buffeted by the winds of a savage harmony. My firm, moist mouth would cover yous in demanding mastery, devouring its warm, velvety softness, your breasts, pressing against the muscles of my chest, singed and swelled with feverish warmth. My hands would lower to the swell of her hips, the warmth of my arms so male, so bracing…
You would not want to let go, could not. Manacles and chains of a different kind would bind you as you lay captive in my firm, virile strength, a slave to this warm tide of feeling–bewildering, frightening, carrying you out of mind time, place and circumstance. I would bent your body backward and my lips would travel past your neck to where the basque covers her breasts. In that perfect cameo of time you mind would sweep back to days of lost innocence, a time that seems only a hairsbreadth away and you could almost touch it, that glorious day when I could carry you away with me to a different future with no pain or darkness or bitter choices…
Can’t help it. I’m a romance novelist.
February 8th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
wow Jamie grate video then they all ways are,
and beautiful as always,,, x
February 9th, 2008 at 12:40 am
since you’re the only one who knows the truth, was jesus white or black? and aren’t you a little old to be pregnant?
February 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Now that I found out I love this chick life seems kinda meaningless
February 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
My goodness, you are just so cute and funny! How the heck do you come up with this stuff? I’ve subscribed to this blog in my blog reader, and I’m going to make sure I keep up with it.
February 10th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
morning Jamie
February 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
this is so annoying. people keep accidently replying to my comment & then i get all excited because i have new mail & it is just them. how could you live without the internet for like 55,000,000 years? that’s just crazy talk.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
hi honey
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23129974/
February 13th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Hi,
Came across your youtube page. I’m actually curious if you are Hatian. I can’t really tell.
Thanks
February 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Wow you age Gracefully! What’s you secret (could make a lot of money) lol
February 16th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Are Jamie’s breast getting bigger or is it my imagination?
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 am
hi jamie a question the face cream what and where can i get some
March 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
u lien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go get help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
jamie the face cream what and where can i get some,,, i am a tad older than 85 million in fact parts of me were there at the big bang ,bang,
…..
love is a for letter word ,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,not in that order,,,,,,,,,
April 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Jamie what sports did they play in prehistoric times
April 18th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Do you have long teeth and only come out at nite….Naw..I can see your Picture..Me on the other hand peek-a boo Some people bite others suck.What’s the name of that face cream. Scream.. Don’t tell you might be older than that…
April 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Honestly, you don’t look like you have many earth experience(s). Maybe you where on a another planet. Maybe with superman or wonder woman but, defintly not with cat-woman.RUff Ruff….Dog…. stop-it.I can take it..U are on something like that chronic.hu I’m only 600years.I didn’t see you in wild wild west let alone proabition time who about 1969. Are you just a baby let alone old enough to be married, tied-up, spanked, sent home and not thanked..