Just Dont Call It a Comeback.
// April 23rd, 2009 // youtube
OK I KNOW I’VE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE BUT WTF
I AM AFRAID OF YOUTUBE.
I wish I could say “loved what you did with the place” but to perfectly honest with you, I’m not exactly sure what you did to the place!
It’s kinda like when you hire a decorator. They put all this shit in your house. You look around and You’re sure its a chair on first glance. So you go sit in your new chair only to find out, its a fountain. in the shape of a unicorn.
Right now I am knee-deep in unicorn shit. because I took a hiatus from YouTube.
Take it from me, YouTube is not gonna wait on you.
This kinda reminds me of highschool, and now I feel like I’ve been left behind and I have to make up all my past assignments just to get back to where I used to be. Which is basically back to square one.
But if youtube were infact highschool – then the people with a million subscribers would obviously be like the cheerleaders, the class presidents and that girl that would always show her vagina for some tacos from the cafeteria. I only have 24,000 subscribers which means that i would currently be smoking with my stoner friends underneath a bridge right now.
But you know whatever my current YouTube status, I was coming back. No matter what. Because there’s just certain things I can never ever completely be without: like my classic iPod nano, my Shamwow, my self-sustaining delusions of grandeur, my nana Maureen, and the fact that the guys im into don’t need to technically be alive for me to have sex with them.
And of course I cant forget. You YOUTUBE. You are my Shit-Filled Unicorn. I would never truly leave, because much like my nasty recurring case of genital warts. YouTube is raging inside me and has all but taken away my kidney function.
I have to thank you.
Thank you for always being there for me. Thank you for ensuring I have a place to always express myself. Thank you for not sticking me up your nostril and wiping me onto a dominoes pizza.
It’s things like this that make you a class act.
Love, tokenblackchic
The truth is last year we were just getting way too serious you know? And by “way too serious”, I mean you were getting way too fat.
Love, Jamie
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Thank you for calling us your shitfilled unicorn. I missed your absence to be truthful. You contained a lot of personality in your videos and then I was left with an approximate 1 year void of your presence.
just showing my appreciation of your new video. and your video I QFT.
Wow, what a great comeback! (Sorry, I have a disorder where I compulsively disobey direct orders….) Still, I was wondering about that whole absence but no matter, you soon forget about all the changes to be honest…. I don’t even remember what YouTube used to be like with it’s wonderfully navigable and varied frontpage…. that was a nice front page…. I felt at home…. But anyhoozle, welcome back, great video as per usuAL. (Hmmm…. spicing up words and altering their pronunciation unnecessarily is much less effective when you type it…)
I agree. It’s been a year, (I hope you’ve been well). But welcome back! We all missed you, I hope your other subscribers remained loyal, (I know I did ^_^). I watch that video about how people look at you with a weird face when you tell them you make blogs for a living. I love that video (I love all your videos). But I’ve shown that one to ALL my friends, because that face you make is priceless <3
Please continue making them! Haha. ~Travie6492
rawr
….miss you
YouTube says it will go to the gym and work out extra hard and cut out the carbs and go on a crazy weight loss program if it means you’ll come back to it. I believe it. YouTube cried when it said it, and then held up a radio outside your window so you’d believe it. YouTube hasn’t been the same without you; it’s tried other people, but they didn’t mean anything…
In other words, welcome back…
I’m so happy you’re back. YouTube has changed and everyone is still taking it way too seriously even though most people are super unprofessional and think the industry should hand them a feature film and give them everything they want.
For some people, the instant-gratification and addictive game-like points that are views are robbing away everyone’s integrity.
It took mine, and I’m doing all I can to remember who the fuck I was in the first place. So I got drunk and discovered a third hole and now I remember.
Anyway missseeeeddd youoooo!!! xoxoxoxo Come back and shake everyone out of their stupor!!!
Wish I knew of you before. I heard a plug for you from Natalie Tran. Your mother’s day video, very good company for me. Wish I saw it when you posted it while my mother was still alive and refused to talk to me, even though none of her other children, who were also abused, wanted to see her.
Do you know the book, “A Child Called It” by Dave Pelzer? Severely abused by his mother in Northern California. Thanks again for putting it out there in a much more acceptable way than I could.
YAAAAY! this just made my week.
hahaha… i like the high school……um… thingy…
and shamwow??? lol…… i actually want one of those
HAHAHAH. Genital warts
You’re funny as hell Jamie.
Miss ya
x
YAY
*hands out high fives*
A perl told me you did a video recently. Checked it out. It’s good and all. No more YT for me thou. Great to view videos, horrible place to post them.
But then I’ve said that before….i’m sure that perl will bring up the logs for that reference
later.
I LOVE YOU
I missed you and your strange yet cute humor. Where hast thou been??
Welcome back Jamie! Keep making new videos!
i’m sooooo glad your back the internet has been lame without you so when did you get out of jail
Well, sh im guess Im glaad I been deployed for almost a year…great timing
i wanna kno where u get ur humor from too…i could use that with my colored white friends…
Also, macs are for teh sucorzzzzz!!!
N e way good to have ya back…
Hi, interesting post. I have been thinking about this topic,so thanks for blogging. I will probably be coming back to your blog. Keep up great writing
You brought a tear to my eye. That was so sweet! You’re a true light in this dark, dark world.
haha there you go with the Domino’s Pizza again… oh well, it feels pretty rad to be one of only 24000 for all this time.
and did you notice you signed off “Love,” twice? hmm maybe that was over my head.
anyway that’s it. ciao tokie…
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