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“Twitter” – Its 10a.m. Do you know What You’re Doing?

// April 29th, 2009 // twitter, youtube

A year ago I registered an account on twitter. I think it was mememolly or BradOFarrell that said it was like “totally rad” or something I dunno. So i followed their advice. I signed up, i added friends, I made a cheese sandwich and I waited. And waited…

“My Sandwich Brought All the Boys to the Yard”

I waited for the magic to wash over me that would leave me completely hooked up to this new social networking site like an IV drip full of sulphuric acid. (Glucose is for pussies.) But nothing happened! This site was boring!! TWITTER?! EWWWWW!!

So like youtube it got shoved beneath my couch cushions for a year. I took naps. I stole a pen from a church and i painted a kitten on a cup. I was insanely busy. Don’t you dare judge me.

“Mai Eyez are mo’ Sewlful IRL”

Anyways I think it was a Wednesday, i decided to plug my computer inside the internet. The internet opened her hot steamy legs and accepted my computer and before i knew it was hurtling through free XXX pics and Nigerian heiresses offering hundreds of thousands of nigerian dollars if we could just be roommates once they left their war-torn country. Eventually i landed on Twitter. The layout was the same but something was different.. Had I changed? 7 hours later i figured it out! People seemed more interesting! People were putting more effort into being hilarious!

Except..John Mayer. John you have not changed over the course of this year. Your tweets lack the soulful tinge of your mid-tempo alt-rock top 40 hits.

“John Being Deep…Throated.”

I’m going to keep following you because i believe there may be potential here. Don’t think about it too much. When twitter gets to be too exhausting just go outside, stretch out on a lounge chair in your lime-green one-piece string bikini and gain some fucking perspective.

I think im done here.
Jamez.

9 Responses to ““Twitter” – Its 10a.m. Do you know What You’re Doing?”

1. mimi4554 says:

   04/30/2009 at 12:22 am

   what am i commenting for
2. Kimi says:

   04/30/2009 at 10:24 pm

   “My Sandwich Brought All the Boys to the Yard”

   Lawl
3. Juube360 says:

   05/01/2009 at 8:39 am

   I’m following this girl like a baby chick that isn’t even her offspring. I’m finna go eat some dirt or what ever it is birds pick at, and make noises at brick walls. I know I’ll just be back hoping she feeds me with more keystrokes. (Sigh)
4. Locksley McPherson Jnr says:

   05/01/2009 at 8:34 pm

   I recently joined twitter and I am with you, I don’t see what the fuss is about.. But, I am hanging in there coz I feel one day I’ll wake up, close my facebook and be a full twitter convert….

   Hmm. Ok so probably not.. Cool videos by the way! Don’t give up on YouTube!
5. Alan says:

   05/03/2009 at 12:30 pm

   I thought “I’m going to keep following you because i believe there may be potential here” was a comment. lol
6. Rell says:

   05/06/2009 at 11:13 pm

   “where’s my cheese sandwich?”
7. faliko says:

   05/09/2009 at 10:41 am

   coma savas. avos,
8. Dave Adams says:

   05/10/2009 at 12:28 pm

   Why would anyone think that anyone else would care what hey are doing every minute of every day? Are there that many self-important, egotistical assholes out there that we really NEED a “social networking” app like Twitter? I swear this is the beginning, if not the middle, of the decline of western civilization. (watch the movie “Idiocracy” to see how this will all end up.)
9. ypaqibaqob says:

   09/26/2009 at 8:01 am

   ypaqibaqob…

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