I honestly don’t know what the hell got into me. These mushrooms are just glorified piles of sugar. French Vanilla Icing? White chocolate buttons?! Enjoy your diabetes boys!!

Ingredients

• 1 packet Muffin Mix (i chose blueberry)
• 1 packet White Chocolate Buttons
• Green Food Colouring
• 1/2 cup Water
• Margarine/Butter/Pam
• 3 tbsps white icing

Method (for 6 mushrooms)

MUFFINS

Preheat the oven to 375 F

Grease muffin pan w/ margarine/butter/Cooking Oil Spray

Whisk muffin mix w/ half cup of water until all the lumps have dissolved.

Pour equal amounts of muffin mixture into each pan segment (It should come up to about half way)

Place muffin pan in over for 18-20 mins or until fluffy and light brown.

remove from over and cool for 20 mins or until room temperature

ICING

Mix icing with capful of green food colouring

Mix until desired shade of green is reached

Refrigerate for 10 mins

Coat top of each muffin with icing using a large spoon

Place 5/6 chocolate buttons on icing.

Serve Y’all!

TASTY 1UP MUSHROOMS VIDEO

<3
Jamie

The reason why Digg is so amazing is because the act of browsing for interesting sites, images, videos, articles COMES TO YOU. I probably wouldn’t have found this without digg, which means i probably would never have been able to share this with you.

I got to number 6 and i HAD TO POST THIS. Its that good. So prepare for an earth-shattering, mind-blowing blogasm. ALTHOUGH i don’t necessarily agree with everything he’s saying, he’s got a way with words and i can sure as hell appreciate that.

Here’s 10 THINGS EVERY ADULT REALLY OUGHT TO KNOW, BUT  A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE APPARENTLY JUST TOO FUCKING STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT:

1. Having sex can cause pregnancy. This one seems too obvious to mention, but judging from the number of accidental children in the world, I thought it bore repeating. Nothing is 100% effective against pregnancy except abstinence, or the removal of your ovaries or testicles. (Incidentally, abortion is still legal in the US and most of Europe, just in case.)

2. If you cover your face with piercing jewelry, you may not be able to find a job. This also goes for doing weird things to your hair, and getting tattoos in conspicuous places. And for fuck’s sake, don’t give me any bullshit about “freedom of expression”, you little dumbass. You go right ahead and express yourself all you want, but body modification is not a constitutionally protected belief system. They can’t not hire you for being a Jew, but they certainly can not hire you for looking like a fucking freak. (caveat: I have both piercings and tattoos … nothing against tattoos, piercings or fucking freaks. Just don’t whine about it when you’re treated like one.)

3. It’s 2008. Racism is seriously outdated. That means, yes Virginia, it is TOTALLY FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE to refer to that black guy on TV as a “junglebunny.” Also, don’t use the word “they” as though black folks are some separate species who all think and act the same way. They’re “They” are humans, not dogs. And do I really need to remind you that “nigger” is a bad word?! Here’s a nice rule of thumb for you, dearie: If you wouldn’t say it to a black person’s face, you probably shouldn’t be saying it at all. (For those of you who really don’t get it, this also applies to spics, pakis, chinks, gooks, jews kikes, towelheads, and anyone else you care to slander.)

4. Spontaneous anal sex often involves small amounts of feces. Yes, yes it does. This point is mainly aimed at straight guys, who seem to have a frighteningly widespread lack of understanding on this issue. If you want your backdoor action all nice and sanitary, you need to plan ahead. Buy a little something called an anal douche, and find a way to gracefully suggest she use it before bed if you want a little booty nookie. If you just swap holes in the middle of the action, without such careful forethought, things often get messy … because guys, it’s a butt, and [big secret]there’s poop in there[/big secret]. And as long as we’re on the subject of anal …

5. Anal sex does not make you gay. Again, for the benefit of you straight boys. Even if you secretly want your girlfriend to bend you over with a strap on, it’s OK. You’re not gay. You know why? Because you want to be assfucked by a girl, not a boy. That’s what the whole “gay” thing is about: Liking boys instead of girls. Anal sex is irrelevant.

To read the last 5 click on the “read more” link below

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So i posted a new video.

Why I Know Everything

So I know some of you are really curious as to what the world was like 85,000,000 years ago.

WELL….

There was a lot of hair…there were no razors back then so people were just horrifying mounds of hair. Eventually we realised we could use fire to cut our hair as well as cook our face.

You ever tasted barbecued face?!

Good times….

Anything else you want to know about prehistoric times just say the word!

Jamie

Ok,

Someone forwarded this to me in my e-mail today and I thought I’d share it with you guys.

Look at the image below:

Follow the movement of the pink rotating dot, and all of the dots will remain one colour - pink.

Now if you stare at the black ‘+’ in the centre, the moving dot turns to green. Also, concentrate on the black ‘+’ of the picture, and after a short period the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see the green dot rotating.

What’s amazing is that there really is no green dot, and the pink dots aren’t really disappearing!

Just thought I’d share that one with you guys

<3 Jamie

I had this blog on my myspace (which i found through digg) so I’m throwing it up on here too! incase you haven’t seen it. You can thank me later HOW TO KEEP A GIRL IF YOU’RE A GAMER.

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.”This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (thiswill impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girlsare like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. Ifshe is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This willshow her you care.

5.When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might beher fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, andevery girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Thenwhen she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, becausejewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. Whenshe is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “**** you” and grab the othergirl’s ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so shethinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you’rereally going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When shestarts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over andwhisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.” Women love thosespecial nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold…and not by giving her your jacket,because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say”if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now, you’re going to bebitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she’ll have to go to thebathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when theparty is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you allnight.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funny…why shouldn’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goeshome and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only giveher self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deepdown desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house, steal one of her shoes, earringsor anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. Thisway, she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order, interruptand say “no, she’s not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guythat speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girlslove a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell onit (but not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what I’m talkingabout).

21. When it’s raining, keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say”no, it’s just the rain.” Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream ather to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell herno. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her thatmaterial objects arent important. The only thing that’s important isthat she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present shecan ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or justwhenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you knowshe’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have thepresent visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this onethat much, but guys think it’s funny.

26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This willmake sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you’regoing to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Don’t call.

Sometimes I get emails from people saying “Jamie I wanna put my throbbing sausage up your - ” WAIT. WRONG FOLDER. Sometimes they ask for advice. Advice on how to make videos.

There really isn’t a tried & tested formula. And if there is, I just don’t know about it. I mean making a video is one thing but people actually liking it is entirely different. For instance - did people REALLY like this video?

WHY I’M LUCKY I HAVE BREASTS:

I’m mortified. I can’t even re-watch my videos because I HONESTLY believe they’re questionable in content as well as delivery.

But if I had to give advice i would say:

• Be passionate about whatever you’re talking about
• Keep it short - people on Youtube have a short attention span & the longer the video, the easier it is to fuckup or offend someone (which btw isn’t always a bad thing.)

• Wear a clean shirt. Youtube has some of the most critical audiences i’ve ever seen. THEY WILL NITPICK AT EVERYTHING. Which isn’t bad, it just encourages you to be on top of your game.

If any of you are reading this blog and have a youtube channel with videos or are thinking of uploading your first video, leave a link and i’ll be sure to check it out

<3

Jaymay

I don’t like talking about race, because I honestly believe the colour of our skin is the last thing we should be comparing. However, a random series of events caused me to discuss this.

Last night while I was watching videos on youtube I came across something very disturbing. There was this girl, this african american girl complaining about youtube suspending her account “because she was black”. And her following rallying around this obviously well thought-out conclusion.

It’s irritating when people, play the race card. It irritates me. I know there are racists out there - I don’t think I will live to see a world without racism, HOWEVER, in this instance this young lady couldn’t be more ignorant. “Heavennuh” or something conveniently failed to leave out the part of her woeful demise where she created multiple accounts on YouTube to subscribe to her main channel. She failed to mention she violated YouTube’s ToS and spammed other youtuber’s channels daily. But she didn’t forget to play the race card.

Amazing.

After watching her video I decided to comment saying the reason she got suspended wasn’t because of her ethnicity, it was because of her spamming subscriptions and she responded with “what are you, the YouTube police?” which she quickly removed because she realised she had inadvertently admitted to cheating and she wanted to milk the race card from her predominantly black viewer-base.

Unfounded claims like hers are the reason that when actual racist behaviour is noticed and complained about, its seen as just “another black person trying to get a free ride” and not a serious societal pitfall.

It irritates me, She irritates me. Dozens of white people get suspended everyday on YT for the same thing, but she’s acting like some great injustice was done, because of the colour of her skin.

Cheating is not right and it will take time to remove ALL the cheaters on YT. Its simply that yesterday, her time ran out.

Jamie.

The year 2007 was depressingly normal. Except for uploading vids on YouTube - and I’m guessing its because I can look back on these vids and SEE what I’ve done- it’s a year I can’t definitively remember and it’s not even over yet. But it’s too late to do anything about 2007 now! Right?! Are you bored yet?!

I will kitteh. I will.

I don’t know if anyone else feels like this but if you do. Lets change shit. There’s no way that our lives should mirror that of a comatose patient. I mean it guys! I want you to bend 2008 over and make her your bitch. Don’t ask her permission, just take away her peace of mind and dominate her. Give her Hepatitis C and make her a lesbian.

Make sweet word love to me and comment below.

Hey everyone,

Well I had a slight problem with my WordPress installation, so I had to reinstall everything (maybe “slight” was a bit of an understatement”), so I’m now working on setting everything back up and all that stuff, so just enjoy this video for now while I get everything together: