So the people at showheryouknowher.com have been following my vids since i posted the E-Valentine’s & “Worst Valentine’s Gifts Ever” vids last year and they wanted to make sure i didn’t end up with some rice krispies treats and a diamond encrusted d*ck in a box. So they allowed me to choose ANY teddy bear from their website which i did. AND they also allowed me to giveaway a teddy bear from their “Big Hugs Collection” to one of my viewers. Which I will!

“BIG HUGS COLLECTION”

These teddy bears come in 3 different colours, are 3 ft tall and retail at $199.99

All you have to do is show me you know me by taking the quiz @ showheryouknowher.com After you submit your answers, based on your decisions the website will generate links to multiple bears that i could have chosen. Choose one, and paste the link to the bear in a comment below. First one to link me the correct bear, wins. Good Luck!Jamie <33

P.S. Don’t try to paste the html code below the pics of each teddy bear. You actually have to CLICK on the bear and highlight the link in the address bar. Then post the link here in the comments!

GUESS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, BUT TRY TO KEEP EACH COMMENT WITH AT MOST, TWO LINKS. IF MORE THAN ONE PERSON GETS THE RIGHT ANSWER, THEN WE’LL  HAVE A RANDOM DRAW FOR THE WINNER!

So i posted a new video.

Why I Know Everything

So I know some of you are really curious as to what the world was like 85,000,000 years ago.

WELL….

There was a lot of hair…there were no razors back then so people were just horrifying mounds of hair. Eventually we realised we could use fire to cut our hair as well as cook our face.

You ever tasted barbecued face?!

Good times….

Anything else you want to know about prehistoric times just say the word!

Jamie

I posted a video

Educational Bullshit

Its Valentine’s Day in a few days and since its like my 12th favourite day of the year, i’m going to have a Valentine’s Giveaway with some pretty expensive shit. Any of you have plans for Valentine’s Day?

Jamie

I think this is my first ever YouTube marriage proposal (in video format). Its really sweet.

*Unhinges Her Jaw and Swallows Him Whole*

http://www.youtube.com/user/Bmarquismarkail

So uncanny that I recorded some footage about marriage last night. It’ll be posted later today.

Jamie

P.S. Its Super Tuesday so if you live in one of the states that are voting, please get out there.

I posted a new vid:

SPERM DUMPSTER CHICK HAS ISSUES.

 There were some commenting issues last night but everything is fixed now. I want you to check the entry below this one because i want you guys to take a little poll for me! This lady did this awesome albeit limited social dating experiment and its a good read. (if you like reading!)

Jamie

Sometimes I get emails from people saying “Jamie I wanna put my throbbing sausage up your - ” WAIT. WRONG FOLDER. Sometimes they ask for advice. Advice on how to make videos.

There really isn’t a tried & tested formula. And if there is, I just don’t know about it. I mean making a video is one thing but people actually liking it is entirely different. For instance - did people REALLY like this video?

WHY I’M LUCKY I HAVE BREASTS:

I’m mortified. I can’t even re-watch my videos because I HONESTLY believe they’re questionable in content as well as delivery.

But if I had to give advice i would say:

• Be passionate about whatever you’re talking about
• Keep it short - people on Youtube have a short attention span & the longer the video, the easier it is to fuckup or offend someone (which btw isn’t always a bad thing.)

• Wear a clean shirt. Youtube has some of the most critical audiences i’ve ever seen. THEY WILL NITPICK AT EVERYTHING. Which isn’t bad, it just encourages you to be on top of your game.

If any of you are reading this blog and have a youtube channel with videos or are thinking of uploading your first video, leave a link and i’ll be sure to check it out

<3

Jaymay

I don’t like talking about race, because I honestly believe the colour of our skin is the last thing we should be comparing. However, a random series of events caused me to discuss this.

Last night while I was watching videos on youtube I came across something very disturbing. There was this girl, this african american girl complaining about youtube suspending her account “because she was black”. And her following rallying around this obviously well thought-out conclusion.

It’s irritating when people, play the race card. It irritates me. I know there are racists out there - I don’t think I will live to see a world without racism, HOWEVER, in this instance this young lady couldn’t be more ignorant. “Heavennuh” or something conveniently failed to leave out the part of her woeful demise where she created multiple accounts on YouTube to subscribe to her main channel. She failed to mention she violated YouTube’s ToS and spammed other youtuber’s channels daily. But she didn’t forget to play the race card.

Amazing.

After watching her video I decided to comment saying the reason she got suspended wasn’t because of her ethnicity, it was because of her spamming subscriptions and she responded with “what are you, the YouTube police?” which she quickly removed because she realised she had inadvertently admitted to cheating and she wanted to milk the race card from her predominantly black viewer-base.

Unfounded claims like hers are the reason that when actual racist behaviour is noticed and complained about, its seen as just “another black person trying to get a free ride” and not a serious societal pitfall.

It irritates me, She irritates me. Dozens of white people get suspended everyday on YT for the same thing, but she’s acting like some great injustice was done, because of the colour of her skin.

Cheating is not right and it will take time to remove ALL the cheaters on YT. Its simply that yesterday, her time ran out.

Jamie.

Hey guys! I need a little favour. Usually i like to treat my subscribers like houseguests - I just want you to watch the vids and enjoy. However this has to do with you, so i’m including you. My previous videos have been somewhat succesful on youtube and they all have the same comedic undertones in each of them. I like being funny, i like making people laugh - but i’m wondering if you would prefer more variety with my vids? Like cute vlogging or cute trips outside of the house or cute vids with my friends or what.

I guess im just asking..

WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Would you prefer a random array of things including comedy or comedic vids alone. There’s an adorable poll down below.

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Word sex.

Immediately.